Why the boss fainted when see the form filled by the interviewee ?

Form


Name:
Ah Boy


Age:
Still young


Sex:
Never. Still under age


Religion:
I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before


Race:
I love to race, how you know?


Nationality:
I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo


IC Number:
6735


Telephone number:
House no telephone


Hand phone number:
3310


Address:
Penang Jelutong


City:
Nor Haliza?


Postcode:
I never post anything


State:
In my family, I am 2nd


Country:
I love to travel to Canada


Marriage status:
Secret

Email Address:
Hotmail

Education Background:
My teacher said not bad


Working experience:
Last time got sell pirated VCD


Father's name:
Daddy


Father's IC:
You ask him


Mother's name:
Mummy


Mother's IC:
You ask her


Current Salary:
Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary:
As much as you can pay


When can start work:
Depends on my mood


Highest qualification:
Ya, very high


Grade:
Ya, very high


College/University:
College


Signature:
Can I use chop?